9/3/08
Jeb,
Nope. But them dang fur-ners is about drive me half blind if you wants the truth. Theys gettin their dern fingers into merkin pie likes they was born on the fourth o July. My pie Jeb and yorn too! Listen now what we gonna do about this bizniss. I mean you being graduatated from dat dere fancy college and all, well maybe you got some kind a plan like. You jes member dat I's on yore side when the sheepdip starts a flying and ain no dang furner gonna change that.
Jeb,
Nope. But them dang fur-ners is about drive me half blind if you wants the truth. Theys gettin their dern fingers into merkin pie likes they was born on the fourth o July. My pie Jeb and yorn too! Listen now what we gonna do about this bizniss. I mean you being graduatated from dat dere fancy college and all, well maybe you got some kind a plan like. You jes member dat I's on yore side when the sheepdip starts a flying and ain no dang furner gonna change that.
Gobbless Merka fum sea to shining sea
I sweys the good merkins shall rise agin , we shall rise fum the ashes
and take back the land which our fofathers stole rightfully and squarely from the Injuns in the days when our great land wuz wearin tumbleweed diapers and suckin rawhide.
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9/3/08
Now Trav, listen a me real good. They ain no one a em it kin be trusted. and I seen sum them in the libry. They reads books and all like one of them poly-tishins. One a em wuz a eye-ballin me Jeb. I believe that cute one wuz undercover, workin for the C.I. and the A too Jeb. Watch yourself now and don go a callin me till I give you the signal. I ain found out the bug yit but I knows its there and theys a listnin.
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9/6/08
Jeremiah (Jeb)
Thas it brother, theys a dern menace to the human race. And aint no sense in im bringin they backwud and pagan ways mongst us godfearin folk. Why sum them aint never et no biscuits and gravy or no chitlins an they eat green things for breakfast I swear on the good book Jeb cross my heart. How kin ya trust folks don know a hamhock from a tofupup? Ain no tellin what theys a up to friend an we best keep our eyes peeled , our women to home, and our rifles locked an loaded. Peace bro.
Sam (aka Travis)
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9/8/08
Trav,
You ain't takin on aliases like them ferners and commies is you? I don like the looks of it. An theys a gittin smarter. Mildred, Spud, Tiny William, Partly Ned, Blossom, Bubba and Juju say hidie.
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